The title of this post is deliberately missing the blog name of the child who doesn’t like his blog name any more.  Need to rethink the nicknames or else use their real names and I’m not sure which yet.  So for now the birthday boy is He Who Must Not Be Named and he is nine years old today!

What would you like to be when you grow up?

A Lego designer.

What’s your favourite colour?

Yellow.

What’s your favourite book?

The Beano.

What are your favourite toys?

My Minecraft figures.

What is your favourite food?

Haribos.

What is your favourite thing to wear?

Swimming shorts, but only when I’m in the swimming pool or on the way to it.

What do you like doing with mummy?

Reading Harry Potter.

What do you like doing with daddy?

Stuff.

What makes you happy?

Today.

Tell me a joke

What’s made of chocolate and found on the seabed?  An oyster egg.

Rabbit is six and this is her birthday interview – a week late!  (Last year’s interview is here.)

What would you like to be when you grow up?

A roofer or a firefighter or tree surgeon or a mountain climber or an artist or a chef!

What’s your favourite colour?

Gold – it’s actually quite a secret, because everyone else thinks it’s pink.

What’s your favourite book?

Harry and the Bucketful of Dinosaurs

What are your favourite toys?

Little Roo is my favourite now, but if I get any Harry and the Bucketful of Dinosaurs toys they will be my favourites.

What is your favourite food?

Ham and cream cheese sandwiches with crisps, tomatoes and cucumber.

What is your favourite thing to wear?

My pyjamas.

What do you like doing with mummy?

Knitting and cuddling

What do you like doing with daddy?

Cuddling and cooking

What makes you happy?

Cuddling and having computer time and washing up and drying up.

Tell me a joke

What does a frog drink?

Croak-a-cola.

Owl is nine today.  This is his birthday interview.

What would you like to be when you grow up?

A policeman

What’s your favourite colour?

Green

What’s your favourite book?

Lego City: Meteor Shower.  I also like Secret Seven books.

What are your favourite toys?

Lego, remote-control helicopter, hovercraft.

What is your favourite food?

Pasta with pesto, and pizza.

What is your favourite thing to wear?

Superman costume.

What do you like doing with mummy?

Playing Lego.

What do you like doing with daddy?

Flying my helicopter and building science model kits.

What makes you happy?

Getting presents and going to the Science Museum.

Tell me a joke

Why did the car go to the doctor’s?  Because it needed a fuel injection.